Animations of Mortality [antikvár]

¦nT?7iT?"n A WARNI NG This book MUST be read in chronological order. Those who fail to heed this warning and begin on a page other than page one will be destroyed by THE CURSE that is upon this book. Yes, no matter how far or how long you run, THE CURSE will eventually track you down and wreak Its awful revenge. At first you may not even be aware of its terrible workings — perhaps a minor annoyance like dry skin on the nape of the neck . . . and, even then, only on the neck of someone living in the same street! Perhaps it may be a business associate arriving late for an expensive lunch at the Savoy-and in recompense offering to PAY FOR THE MEAL! I But when THE CURSE does strike with all its horrendously twisted and evil powers you will no longer experience any doubt - only TERROR! ! . . . The TERROR of discovering three beautiful and willing O-level blondes in your bedroom late one night! . . . The TERROR of winning the pools five times in a row! ! . . . The TERROR of an all-expenses-paid holiday for two in Rio De Janeiro! ! Yes, once you are forced to endure the UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS of a long and happy life, full of vintage wines and fabulously entertaining friends and accountants and. exorbitantly expensive luxury world cruises - you will understand, albeit too late, why we tried to warn you to START ONXAGL^ONE. Take heed, readers!