Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason [antikvár]

Monday 27 January 9st 3 (total fat groove), boyfriends 1 (hurrahl), shags 3 (hurrahl), calories 2,100, calories used up by shags 600, so total calories 1,500 (exemplary). 7.15 a.m. Hurrahl The wilderness years are over. For four weeks and five days now have been in functional relationship with adult male thereby proving am not love pariah as previously feared. Feel marvellous, rather like Jemima Goldsmith or similar radiant newlywed opening cancer hospital in veil while everyone imagines her in bed with Imran Khan. Ooh. Mark Darcy just moved. Maybe he will wake up and talk to me about my opinions. 7.30 a.m. Mark Darcy has not woken up. I know, will get up and make him fantastic fried breakfast with sausages, scrambled eggs and mushrooms or maybe Eggs Benedict or Florentine. 7.31 a.m. Depending what Eggs Benedict or Florentine actually are.