Confessions of a Demented Housewife [antikvár]

Annual review of life goalsHave made enormous progress in my spiritual growth since last year. In fact, I have achieved such a high level of self-awareness that I may no longer need to watch Dr. Phil every morning. (A huge breakthrough.)Life lessons learnt in past twelve months(a)Other people cannot complete me. Having a semi-affair with Lone Father from the mother-and-toddler group was a big mistake - especially as he mrned out to be a love-rat who had no real feelings for me. Luckily I have not thought about him or his saucy sex texts in weeks. Instead I have made peace with his manipulative two-timing ways and wish him weU in all his future endeavours - such as writing a ridiculous tell-all book about his secret liaisons with a married housewife.(b)Joe is the perfect husband and I must appreciate him more. It was very handy when he blamed himself for forcing me into the arms of another man, then forgave me when I wrongly accused him of romping with his secretary in LA.Plus he bought Mum and Dad's old house so we now have a private country retreat, just like Madonna and Guy. (Range Rover and tweed flat caps to follow.)