Divorced and Deadly [antikvár]

BEN S LOGWILL somom PLEASE TELL ME WHY I'VE BEEN DUMPED?I'm 36 years old and 'well handsome', with a good head of hair and a pair of kissing lips to die for I'm not as tall as I'd like to be, but I'd give George Clooney a nm for his money. I reckon I'm a better actor than he is, because I played a hippo in All Creatures Great and Small. (Anyone with a brain knows how difficult it is to play such a demanding role!)So, now we all know what a great catch I am - why is it that today my divorce is absolute and I'm out in the cold?The dreaded Laura doesn't want me any more, and the women who are aching to make a play for me are all too nervous to make the first move, in case Laura rips out their eyes.To be honest I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or starve the cat for a day actually no, scrub that last one. (Like all felines she can be vicious, and the last thing I need right now is for her to leap on me from a great height; claws hooked for the kill.)I'm humiliated. People pity me. You know when you