Bővebb ismertető
I, the undersigned, do hereby solemnly swear that at this very moment I am officially getting off my iazy, oversized, pre-tending-l-don't-want-to-be-a-rock-star ass and becoming the gigantic rock goddess I was born to be. If I do not try every single solitary thing in my power to accomplish this, I do hereby solemnly swear I will:
1) Do exactly what my mother wants me to for an entire year. This includes wearing what she wants, dating who she picks, and working where she says.
2) Give up cheese forever.
3) Attend every single baby and bridal shower I am invited to and act happy about it.
4) Hand over to my most hated ex-boyfriend ever, Jonny Dutcher, all the lyrics to the love songs I wrote about him before I wanted his head brought to me on a pointy stick.
Signed,
_ Date:_
Jenny Troanni, Rock Star
Witness:
__ Date:_
Marie Troanni, Mother