Dude, Where's My Country? [antikvár]

Introduction Greetings, fellow members of the Coalition of the Willing! Actually, that's only if you're a Brit or an Aussie. If you are Irish or Kiwi or Indian—or a citizen in pretty much any other country on earth who didn't join our little invasion party—well, what the hell's the matter with you? Didn't you know that you're supposed to do what you're told when the world's only superpower barks? We bark, you jump—that's the rule. Didn't Mr. Bush offer you a big enough bribe to sign up and bomb the people of Iraq? Didn't you know that Saddam the Evildoer had weapons of mass destruction? BIG weapons! YES! Scary ones! He he he could make himself invisible and he had secret evil powers like, he, he, um, he could turn you into a moth! And, and he could fly, too! I saw him land on the Empire State Building and he looked like he was going to kill us all! Strangely, Tony Blair and John Howard of Australia fell for this monster spook story. I had no idea these otherwise intelligent adult men were such suckers. Or were they? Maybe Bush & Co. just offered them something they couldn't refuse. What was it? It seems these two men, who clearly went against the wishes of the majority of their citizens, have got some 'splainin' to do. Is it too much to dream that by this time next year they won't hear the words "prime" or "minister" precede their own Christian names? For the millions of us in the USA who are doing our best to stop the Bush regime from menacing anywhere else in the world, it does us no good to have the regimes in London and Canberra