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FIVE CELEBRITIES I'D SLEEP WITH IN A SECOND
1. Richard Branson
2. Tobey Minguire
3. Edward Norton
4. Jake Gyllenhaal (sp)
5. That guy with the dark hair and sunglasses that I saw at Java Dave that time with M that I know is famous but I just don't know what I've seen him in.
0kay, so maybe my list isn't the same as yours. You're probably going, "What's with all the old guys?" or "Richard who?" or "What about Justin Timberlake?" or maybe just, "Eww!" Well, technically, I'm a virgin, so the whole list is sort of hypothetical anyway. My best friend M thinks the Richard Branson thing is really sick. She thinks I'm obsessed and swears I've gotten all Freudian since my dad abandoned me. Personally I think M is taking her psychology class a little too seriously.
My parents divorced when I was twelve. I knew it was over when my dad mumbled something about having to find himself as he walked out the door. I swear he was just like Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights. I wish I could tell you about how much I miss