Girls in Pants [antikvár]

1. You must never wash the Pants. 2 You must never double-cuff the Pants. It's tacky. There will never be a time when this will not be tacky. 3. You must never say the word "phat" while wearing the Pants. You must also never think "I am fat" while wearing the Pants. i.You must never let a boy take off the Pants (although you may take them off yourself in his presence). 6. You must not pick your nose while wearing the Pants. You may, however, scratch casually at your nostril while really kind of picking. Q. Upon our reunion, you must follow the proper procedures for documenting your time in the Pants. Z You must write to your Sisters throughout the summer, no matter how much fun you are having without them. 8. You must pass the Pants along to your Sisters according to the specifications set down by the Sisterhood. Failure to comply will result in a severe spanking upon our reunion. 9. You must not wear the Pants with a tucked-in shirt and belt. See rule #2. 10. Remember: Pants = love. Love your pals. Love yourself. f you are reading this, you may know about us. Or _ -about our Pants, anyway. If you do, you can skip ahead a few pages. If you don't, hang here with me for a minute. I'll tiy to make it painless. You may say, I don't want to read a book about pants. And I can understand how you feel. (In England, when they say pants, they mean underwear. Did you know that?) But trust me, these are epic Pants. These Pants have the stunning power to transform four ordinary teenage girls into raving beauties living lives of astonishing adventure, not to mention causing delicious young men to fall constantly at their feet. Okay, I exaggerate. They don't actually do that. But they do hold us together when we're apart. They make us feel secure and loved. They walk us to places we wouldn't otherwise dare to go. They help us know which boys are worthy and which ones are not. They make us better people and better friends. All this, I swear, is true.