Love is a Grandmother [antikvár]

HOW TO TELL IF SHE'S A GRAN. Grandmas sometimes race you to the next lamp post .but then they sit on a wall, and go a fumiy colour. Grandchildren explore your face as if it were a treasure map, greeting every discovery with enthusiasm - moles, whiskers, wrinkles, gold filled teeth. Nice to know it's all been worthwhile to someone! The most maddening thing about grans is that they don't use the presents you give them. They even keep the ribbon. Grandmas don't just say 'that's nice' - they red back and roll their eyes and throw up their hands and smile. You get your money's worth out of grans. Sampler based on a design in 'The Family Circled