More of the World's Best Dirty Jokes [antikvár]

lien was sitting at a bar in a Miami Beach hotel feeling exceedingly horny, when a beautiful prostitute approached him. "How much do you want?" asked Allen. "One hundred dollars for the evening," said the prostitute. "Well, if Fm going to pay that kind of money, you must do it under my rules." She said, "Honey, that's fine, as long as you're paying." Allen said, "Okay, meet me in my room in ten minutes and we'll close the drapes, turn out the lights, and do it in pitch-black darkness." "That's okay, honey. It's your money." When they got together in the room, Allen really gave it to her. Then he said, "Let's rest a few moments," and then he started in again. The same scene was played for two hours. Finally, after six encounters, Allen seemed even stronger than before. The prostitute said, "Allen you are the most fantastic lover I have ever had. You just keep getting better and better." "Listen, lady," said a voice. "My name is Herman. Allen is outside selling your ass to his friends at fifty bucks a throw."