My Teacher Fried My Brains [antikvár]

CHAPTER ONE First Day Blues I was standing in the bathroom, brushing my teeth, when I looked up and saw a horrible green face in the mirror. Hey, Duncan rasped a voice from behind me, what time is it? A wave of terror washed over me. Go away! I yelled, spattering toothpaste foam across the mirror. Wrong answer! shouted the face. It's not go-away time, it's bopping time! A strong arm wrapped around my neck. Help! I screamed. Aliens But even as I was screaming, I saw in the mirror that the arm holding me was a strong human arm. Patrick! I shouted, mad now instead of terrified. Come on, Patrick, cut it owl I said OW! instead of "out" because Patrick had just landed a major noogie on my skull. I would tell you why my big brother was beating on me if I could, but I can't, because I don't know. He just does that sometimes. I do it to other people. You know how it is: you get upset,