The Doctor Joke Book [antikvár]

Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.David LettermanMr. Rasmussen returned from an extended trip and, not feeling well, visited his doctor. The doctor performed a series of tests on him and the patiënt was instructed to return in a few days for the results.When the man returned the doctor sat him down. "Mr. Rasmussen, I have some bad news for you. The tests show that you have bubonic plague, Legionnaires' disease, TB, and leprosy."Rasmussen was shocked and slumped down in his chair. "Doctor, what do you recommend?"The doctor said, "I think you should enter the hospital immediately. We have an isolated building here where a room has been prepared for you. And we have a special diet for you of flounder and pancakes."