The Ha-Ha Hee-Hee Ho-Ho Joke Book [antikvár]

When things go wrong, what can you always count on? Your fingers.Why was the musician arrested? He got intő treble (trouble).Why were screams coming from the kitchen?The cook was beating the eggs.Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It is better to swim in water.Why is a banana peel on the pavement like music? Because if you don 't C sharp you '11 B flat.If you plug your electric blanket into the toaster, what happens?You pop up all night.For how long a period of time did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel (able).What kind of spy hangs around department stores? A counterspy.What happened when the man sat on a pin? Nothing. It was a safety pin.