The Laffalot Joke Book [antikvár]

. . proceed immediately to . . .A man had a reputation as a road hog. He was lying in a hospital bed after an accident. The doctor asked the nurse: 'How is he this morning?',She said: 'Oh, he keeps putting his right hand out!' 'Ah,' said the doctor, 'he's turning the corner!'think Vou'll have to face it, son - if y0ur Mum hadwanted you back, she'd have collected you by now."'What's this bump on your head?' 'It's from my tonsil operation.' 'How on earth could you get a bump on your head from a tonsil operation?' 'They ran out of ether 1'