The World's Best Drinking Jokes [antikvár]

A man walked into a Belfast pub and left a parcel on the bar. 'What's that?' asked the barman. 'It's my lunch.' 'Is it tickin'?' 'No, it's turkey.' man entered the same Belfast pub and handed the barman a sheet of paper and said: 'Make up that order for me.' The barman read the list aloud, 'Twenty bottles of whisky, twenty bottles of brandy, twenty bottles of rum, twenty bottles of gin, twelve crates of beer, twelve crates of Guinness and a bottle of lemonade. Boy! That's somé order and it',11 cost you a bomb.' 'I know,' said the man, 'and that's it ticking on the counter.' Is there any alcohol in cider?' inside whom?' Ileft a bottle of whisky in the train this morning.' 'Was it turnéd into the lost and found department?' 'No, but the man who found it was.'