The World's Best Golf Jokes [antikvár]

i ^ TTey, George, did you hear the awful news about iijohn?"The two golfers were talking over a drink in the club bar."No what happened to him?""Well he had a great round on Wednesday under seventy I heard anyway he finished early and drove home, and found his wife in bed with another man! No questions asked. . . he just shot 'em both! Isn't it terrible?""Could have been worse," George commented."How?""If he'd finished early on Tuesday, he would have shot me!"^^VV/hat's your golf score?" the country club VV interviewer asked the prospective new member."Well, not so good," replied the golfer. "It's 69." "Hey, that's not bad. In fact, it's very good." "Glad you think so. I'm hoping to do even better on the next hole," the golfer confided.