The World's Best Marriage Jokes [antikvár]

It was a very warm day and the husband announced he was going to sunbathe in the back garden. 'I wonder what the neighbours would say if I sunbathed in the nude,' he remarked.'They would probably say 1 married you for your money,' replied his wife.The two men had been introduced at a party and were sitting in silence, amid the noise of the celebrations, sipping their drinks.'You may have noticed I'm a man of few words,' remarked one, suddenly.'Yes, I'm married too,' the other man quietly replied.Two days before his wedding the prospective bridegroom was struck by a cricket ball in a very vulnerable spot. He went to a doctor who said cheerfully,'Sorry, old boy, I'll have to put it in splints.' On their wedding night the couple went to their bedroom and the bride undressed. Standing naked she indicated her breasts and said, 'Aren't they beautiful? Never been touched by any other hand!'The bridegroom removed his trousers and smiled. 'Look at this,' he said, 'it hasn't even been unpacked!'He was a man who had an inflated opinion of himself. At a party one night he was explaining how smart he had been in life.