The World's Best Scottish Jokes [antikvár]

5 TT^ fe- rn ock visited London for his annual holiday and stayed at a large hotel. However, he didn't feel that ttie natives were very friendly. 'At three o'clock every morning,' he told a friend, 'they hammered on my bedroom door, on the walls, even on the floor and ceiling. Sometimes they hammered so loudly I could hardly hear myself playing the bagpipes.' little Scottish boy burst into the house and .11 said to his father: 'Daddy, Daddy, I ran home behind the bus and saved ten pence.' His father replied, 'You could have done better son. You could have run home behind a taxi and saved fifty.' % cottish preacher to his congregation: 'I don't mind your putting buttons in the collection plate, but please provide your own buttons and don't pull them off the church cushions.' I ock's wife Maggie went to the doctor com-IL-J-J plaining of pains in the stomach. The doctor told her it was 'just wind'. 'Just wind?' she screamed at him. 'It was just wind that blew down the Tay Bridge!' I 11. ll 't