Weekly World News December 24, 2002 [antikvár]

WEEKLY WORLD HEIKPresident Bush and Saddom Hussein are pulJing out ail lie stops in preparation for the upcoming wor. The U.S. has developed robots to fight the Iraqis and Saddam has been treating his troops with a new drug that lets them go for doys without food or sleep. Turn to Page 44 for the full story!ijCffLPA'S KOLUMNletterfromthe editorIt's Weekly World News me, folks! As our millions of yeteron reoders o|. reody lnow, WWN scons the globe looling for the world's weirdest, wildest, wocliest and most wondrous stories ever.We could coll ourselves WWWWWWN! If you're lile me, you were o little more thon disoppointed to heor thot Al Qoedo fugitive Osomo Bin Laden is still olive.We were oil hoping ogoinst hope to someday run a story obout Osomo's mummy, his headless corpse, or even his ghost.Sigh . . . maybe someday. After we opened our e-mail program the other day, o letter purporting to be from Osomo himself popped up and stunned us oil.Was the letter really sent by this goat jockey? ffard to soy. But we could not prove it DIDN'T come ^ from him.We tend to not wont to give this cold killer any kind of platform for his evil agendo. However, it wos decided that his so-called "Christmos letter of hope" was worth publishing, for oil to see and judge.You'll find the complete text starting on Poge 6.And lest we get the goot wool pulled over our eyes by this letter. Weekly World News added a third page to the Osama feature osking YOUR help in picking his executioner! We're thinking ahead to when this mocabre modmon is finally apprehended and brought to justice once and for oil. We hope you are enjoying our lotest addition to Weekly WorW News ournew "Pop Culture Puzzle" on Poqe 14. Remember that classic letter from o little girl nomed Virginia to o newspaper editor osking if Santa Clous existed? keeping with Christmas tradition, our pig-biting mad" columnist Ed Anger re-sponds to o letter from another Virginio" ond onswers once and for allCheck out Ed's toke on this on Page under your A J ! ,''a '"I'S-And check out the amazing Pig Mon Ln r' ilo"' hove 0Merry Christmos!