Why don't cats like to swim? [antikvár]

ForewordYou are on a diet. Forsaking your beloved bacon and eggs, you settle for Special K and skim milk. Your kid brother chuckles at your martyrdom. "Look," he points out, reading the nutritional labels of the boxes. "Your Special K has no fewer calories per serving than my Count Chocula." Your snotty brother is right. How can heavily sugared cereals such as Count Chocula or Cap'n Crunch be no more fattening than '1adult" cereals like Total or Special K? Why do Kelloggs Corn Flakes and Kelloggs Sugar Frosted Flakes both have 110 calories per ounce?You are so disgusted with the Special K, you sneak away to the local coffee shop for a real breakfast. The conservative man in the booth across from you orders soup. The waiter brings him a tray of crackers, and the man takes out a saltine package. But after several tries, he still can't open it. Furtively, he looks around the room to see if anyone is watching him. You, having seen Humphrey Bogart movies, evade his glance. You then watch him ferociously tear open the saltine package with his teeth, and you wonder: If we can put a man on the moon, why can't they make packages you can open up with your hands instead of your teeth?After polishing off the danish that concludes your greasyForeword 7